Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Canada, part deux

So the trip home was more eventful than I would have liked...

We flew into Pheonix just before a giant rainstorm (called a monsoon) hit. We landed, got off the plane, ran to our next flight, and then boarded just in time. We then proceeded to wait for 3 hours ON THE TARMAC for the lightening storm to pass. There are few things which bug me more than waiting in an airplane... By the time we actually took off, we were supposed to have landed already. Grr...

Anyway, it's good to be back home again. Traveling always does a number on my digestive track. I mean, I don't get sick or anything, but I don't think my digestive enzymes work nearly as well, 'cause in the words of Donkey, "there were some toxic gases eeking out of my butt." Maybe it was all the eating out and all the rich food.

In other news, I got my hair cut. Mary (the hot asian domino playing girl I've got a massive crush on) cut it for me. It'll take a while for my hair to adjust to it, but I'm hopeful.

I'm slowly but surely getting unpacked. Unpacking sucks almost as much as packing does.

Mahaffey will be in town on thursday. We're going to play an obscene amount of dominoes and drink massive amounts of beer. I'm stoked.


Twentysomething said...

this whole post is just full of grossness. never mention the un-cute part of your butt again.

---the general public

AstroDude said...

It's my blog and I will talk about all parts of my anatomy when I damn well please! :-P

Seriously though... why are farts so taboo? Just like the awesome kids book "Every body poops", every body farts. I guess it's just a part of life that people wish were optional.

I disagree. Appropriately placed and timed, farts can be hilarious.